Choose your treatment
Hospital-grade. FDA not approved.
Free
forever
- ✓ 3 triages per day
- ✓ Up to 20 issues per triage
- ✓ Full triage chart
- ✓ Copy-paste reply templates
- ✓ Recovery playlist
- ✓ Streak counter
- ✓ Public share links
Pro
one-time, lifetime access
- ⭐ Unlimited triages
- ⭐ 200 issues per batch
- ⭐ Markdown export for project boards
- ⭐ Custom saved reply templates
- ⭐ Sponsor-pitch generator
- ⭐ Weekly maintainer health report
- ⭐ Everything in Free
Frequently asked, anxiously
Is this real triage advice?
The rubric is based on real maintainer playbooks (good first issue heuristics, repro request templates, kind-decline phrasing inspired by maintainers like Brett Cannon and Jacob Kaplan-Moss). The nurse is a fictional dramatization. Use your judgment.
Do you store my issues?
Issue titles you triage are sent to Claude for analysis and are not retained beyond the request. Shared reports are stored only when you explicitly click Share.
What if I'm already burned out?
The Prescription auto-adjusts: low energy or no-sleep answers produce ultra-light plans (label, batch close, log off). You won't be told to refactor anything.
Is the playlist real?
Yes — curated lo-fi, hype, ambient, and documentary YouTube videos that have existed for years. We don't generate fake video IDs.